Well, Xanga viewers, this is my first message in nearly a year. Funnily enough, I am now no longer in Australia but in the great US States. Funny that. Brooke is funny and a crazy customer thought she was pregnant.....one time I had a customer come in to my work and ask me why I was wearing nothing but a green sparkly thong, cowboy boots and hat, and leather chaps.

some people just don't get the joke....

This rather large picture happens to be a guitar exactly like the one I just placed on deposit. In about a month and a half, this fine looking sweety will be mine. Stay tuned for a price countdown (as if anyone actually come to this blog).

P.S. I want this guitar more than a girl!

"You know what that sound is highness? Those are the shrieking eels. If you don't believe me, just wait: they always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh."

The Princess Bride

Cool song of the day:

"Already Gone" Powderfinger

Funny word of the day:

Googlewhack